Most stupid statements in recent memory:
"Fight Prejudism," Insekta, Queso (what's up with these bands like the aforementioned, Hale, Slapshock, and their ilk that combine random English words or event invent some and call these "songs"?!?)
"Technically, first movie niya ito ulit," Richard Gutierrez, commenting on his mom Annabelle Rama's well, technically FIRST movie AGAIN
"So nag-'That's' [Entertainment, sikat na panghapong palabas noon na pinagbibidahan ng mga bagong tuklas na alaga ni German "Kuya Germs" Moreno] ka pala?," John Nite, kausap si Miggy Moreno na nag-guest sa REUNION EPISODE ng "THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT" ALUMNI sa "Master Showman Presents"
John Nite, kuwari enthusiastic: "So Miggy, after mong mag-'That's' I believe nagkaroon ka ng boy band? Ano nga uli iyon?"
Miggy Moreno, nahihiya: "Idolzone po..."
John Nite, looking uninterested AND suddenly changing the topic: "So ikaw naman, Shirley [Fuentes, another "That's" talent. I know, just had to point it out to save John Nite from further humiliation], ano ang pinagkaabalahan mo..."
"Alam mo Kuya Germs, ikaw lang talaga nakakaisip ng ganito," John Nite (na naman!), commenting on the almost-monthly reunion ng "That's" alumni sa "Master Showman Presents"
"No more lands in Quezon City," Sonny Belmonte, commenting on why the QC government cannot build more public schools as condominiums, malls, and other business establishments and places of recreation continue to rise ALL OVER THE CITY
"Alam ko namang matagal niyo nang hinihiling ito eh, kaya oo, bati na kami ni Ate," Cristine Reyes, sa pagbabati nila (duh!) ng ate niyang si Ara Mina
Heart Evangelista: "Mahirap lang ako, noh!"
Richard Gutierrez: "Hindi naman halata sa ganda mo..." Codename: Asero
"Mas lalo akong naging down to Earth dahil sa paggawa ng pelikulang ito...", Jolina Magdangal commenting on how the movie "Italy" made her greatly appreciative of OFW's sacrifice for their families
"Lahing Aswang," actual name of a taxi (If you can just imagine that you're working the graveyard shift, waiting for your ride to the office. You flag down the first cab you see on a quiet street and it has this friggin' name written proudly on it. Would you take the risk in spite of its name, at this ungodly hour, driven by a man you barely know? Would you?)
"Lilipad na ako, Sabayan niyo ako. Ang sarap dito, sa pupuntahan ko," Ang Sarap Dito, Project 1 (So papunta PA LANG ako DITO? Talk about chronal and spatial anomaly!)
at ang pinaka sa lahat...
"Ramdam ang Kaunlaran," GMA, commenting on the supposed economic gains dulot ng kanyang mga programa (talaga lang...), kabilang na ang pamumudmod ng P500 electric bill subsidy at sa patuloy na pagpapalugi sa NFA sa pagbili ng mahal na bigas at pagbebenta nito sa ubod ng babang halaga sa mahihirap
"Fight Prejudism," Insekta, Queso (what's up with these bands like the aforementioned, Hale, Slapshock, and their ilk that combine random English words or event invent some and call these "songs"?!?)
"Technically, first movie niya ito ulit," Richard Gutierrez, commenting on his mom Annabelle Rama's well, technically FIRST movie AGAIN
"So nag-'That's' [Entertainment, sikat na panghapong palabas noon na pinagbibidahan ng mga bagong tuklas na alaga ni German "Kuya Germs" Moreno] ka pala?," John Nite, kausap si Miggy Moreno na nag-guest sa REUNION EPISODE ng "THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT" ALUMNI sa "Master Showman Presents"
John Nite, kuwari enthusiastic: "So Miggy, after mong mag-'That's' I believe nagkaroon ka ng boy band? Ano nga uli iyon?"
Miggy Moreno, nahihiya: "Idolzone po..."
John Nite, looking uninterested AND suddenly changing the topic: "So ikaw naman, Shirley [Fuentes, another "That's" talent. I know, just had to point it out to save John Nite from further humiliation], ano ang pinagkaabalahan mo..."
"Alam mo Kuya Germs, ikaw lang talaga nakakaisip ng ganito," John Nite (na naman!), commenting on the almost-monthly reunion ng "That's" alumni sa "Master Showman Presents"
"No more lands in Quezon City," Sonny Belmonte, commenting on why the QC government cannot build more public schools as condominiums, malls, and other business establishments and places of recreation continue to rise ALL OVER THE CITY
"Alam ko namang matagal niyo nang hinihiling ito eh, kaya oo, bati na kami ni Ate," Cristine Reyes, sa pagbabati nila (duh!) ng ate niyang si Ara Mina
Heart Evangelista: "Mahirap lang ako, noh!"
Richard Gutierrez: "Hindi naman halata sa ganda mo..." Codename: Asero
"Mas lalo akong naging down to Earth dahil sa paggawa ng pelikulang ito...", Jolina Magdangal commenting on how the movie "Italy" made her greatly appreciative of OFW's sacrifice for their families
"Lahing Aswang," actual name of a taxi (If you can just imagine that you're working the graveyard shift, waiting for your ride to the office. You flag down the first cab you see on a quiet street and it has this friggin' name written proudly on it. Would you take the risk in spite of its name, at this ungodly hour, driven by a man you barely know? Would you?)
"Lilipad na ako, Sabayan niyo ako. Ang sarap dito, sa pupuntahan ko," Ang Sarap Dito, Project 1 (So papunta PA LANG ako DITO? Talk about chronal and spatial anomaly!)
at ang pinaka sa lahat...
"Ramdam ang Kaunlaran," GMA, commenting on the supposed economic gains dulot ng kanyang mga programa (talaga lang...), kabilang na ang pamumudmod ng P500 electric bill subsidy at sa patuloy na pagpapalugi sa NFA sa pagbili ng mahal na bigas at pagbebenta nito sa ubod ng babang halaga sa mahihirap
posted by The Game at 9:02 PM
3 Comments:
hahaha
ayus to sir,
ateneo teacher ka p rn b?
Ramdam ang Kaunlaran? Ramdam nino? T__T Baka naman ramdam na ramdam talaga....niya.
Ok lang talagang maging mahirap basta hindi halata. -.-
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